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Shenanigans You Only See At the Gun Range

Gun ranges are a melting pot of characters, each bringing their own flair, quirks, and, often, unintentional comedy. Whether you’re a seasoned marksman or a curious newbie, you’ve likely encountered at least one of these hilarious archetypes. Let’s take a humorous stroll through the 13 most ridiculous – and oddly endearing – personalities you’ll find at the range.

1. The Tactical Tire Flipper

1. The Tactical Tire Flipper
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This individual treats the range like their own personal CrossFit gym, why? Just why? They arrive with kettlebells, tires, and a full workout routine. By the time they sprint to their firearm after a rigorous circuit, they’re too winded to hit the target. But hey, at least their biceps look great while they miss!

2. The History Buff

2. The History Buff
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Armed with a vintage revolver and opinions straight from internet comment sections, this guy insists his “good ol’ .38” is all anyone ever needs. He’ll lecture you on how his gun “won two world wars” while casting judgment on anything remotely modern. Just don’t ask where he actually learned his “facts.”

3. The TikTok Sharpshooter

3. The TikTok Sharpshooter
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This wannabe influencer isn’t here to shoot targets; they’re here to shoot content. With their phone tripod and perfectly rehearsed slow-motion sequences, they aim for style over substance. Their shooting range? A distance so close even a blindfolded shot could hit the bullseye.

4. The Brass Hoarder

4. The Brass Hoarder
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This socially awkward individual isn’t here for marksmanship but to gather every empty shell casing in sight. They creep around, nervously glancing at others while scooping up brass like it’s gold. Interaction is avoided at all costs unless it involves the words, “Are you done with that?”

5. The Range Diva

5. The Range Diva
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Dressed to the nines with designer ear protection and pristine, color-coordinated gear, the Range Diva is here for one thing: fabulous photos. Her flawless makeup and glamorous poses might steal the show, but don’t expect her to fire more than a few rounds – her manicure’s on the line.

6. The Scaredy Rebel

6. The Scaredy Rebel
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This self-proclaimed revolutionary talks a big game about “overthrowing tyranny” but flinches at every loud noise. Wearing mismatched camo and shouting anti-establishment slogans, they’re more bark than bite. And if someone calls them out? Suddenly, they’re all about peace and love.

7. The Spreadsheet Sniper

7. The Spreadsheet Sniper
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This gear-laden marksman spends hours setting up their high-powered rifle, complete with a laptop for calculations, wind gauges, and detailed notes. After all that prep, their shot inevitably misses. But don’t worry, they’ll blame it on the wind – or Mercury being in retrograde.

8. The Nervous Newbie

8. The Nervous Newbie
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Straight out of the UK – or any other gun-restricted nation – this poor soul has no idea what they’re doing. Every shot is an adventure, complete with muttered apologies and wide-eyed disbelief at how loud firearms actually are. Their range time is short but unforgettable.

9. The DIY Cowboy

9. The DIY Cowboy
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This wannabe gunslinger channels their inner Wild West hero, practicing quickdraws straight from a spaghetti western. Unfortunately, their holster antics often end in a dropped gun – or worse, a close call with their own foot. At least they’ve got flair.

10. The Overdressed Operator

10. The Overdressed Operator
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Decked out in full tactical gear, including a battle belt and night-vision goggles, this competitor acts like they’re in a combat zone. But when it’s time to fire, their magazine falls out, and confusion ensues. Turns out, looking cool doesn’t guarantee hitting the target.

11. The Protester Turned Shooter

11. The Protester Turned Shooter
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Arriving in protest gear complete with signs and slogans, this individual claims they’re here for “research.” The moment they fire their first shot, though, the bravado dissolves into tears and muttered regrets. Who knew guns were loud?

12. The Scooter Savant

12. The Scooter Savant
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Rolling up on an electric scooter with modern firearms and hipster vibes, this character is a walking contradiction. They lecture others on the superior craftsmanship of their weapon brand while sipping an oat milk latte. Quirky and confident, they’re here to shoot – and talk your ear off about their gear.

The Beauty of the Range

The Beauty of the Range
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The gun range is more than a place to improve your aim; it’s a stage for a colorful cast of characters. Whether you’re entertained, perplexed, or mildly annoyed, these personalities add an irreplaceable charm to every visit. After all, where else can you witness a cowboy reenactment and a CrossFit session within the same hour?

So, next time you’re at the range, take a moment to appreciate the chaos. Who knows? Maybe you’ll spot a Tactical Tire Flipper or even a Spreadsheet Sniper in action. Just make sure to stay out of the Brass Hoarder’s way.